Posted May 14, 2008, 00:00 EST
There's an awful lot of awful TV on these days. I mean, a reality TV dog grooming competition? In my opinion NONE of the reality TV shows are reality in any way, shape, or form. It used to be that cameras would follow famous people around so those of us not fortunate enough to be Hugh Hefner's girlfriends could catch a glimpse of the high life. Now, with all of those shows competing with each other there has to be Drama! So they have to put the bitchiest people in the worst situations and watch them im- or ex-plode. Now take Country Fried Videos or America's Funniest Home Videos. That's some good TV.